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Don’t you just love banks

April 28, 2010

Had to phone up to activate a new bank card today. After all the usual security questions the “customer services operative” then launched into a cross selling schpeal…

“I’ve been asked to tell you about XYZ”
“I’m sorry, I don’t have time to discuss this today”
“I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you”
[Funny, you didn't have any problems 2 minutes ago] “I said I’m sorry, I don’t have time to discuss this today”
“So I’d like to tell you about…”
“So you’re not going to bother to listen to me then?”
“I can now confirm that your card is activated. If you’d like to hear about…”

Click, brrrrrrrr

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